People who say golf isn't a strenuous game

Are fucking idiots. I tried to learn to play golf 10 years ago or so, when I was in much better physical shape. These buffoons need to head to the local driving range, and buy a 200 ball bucket. If they can even manage to hit the ball, by the time they get halfway, their arms, back, legs, and hands will be so sore that it's likely they won't be able to finish. And if they don't have the foresight to wear golf gloves, in all probability the skin on their hands will be worn blistered. I don't even like golf, I play golf video games. That's about it. But I've played 9 holes on a real course before (a fucking long time ago) and whenever I hear someone scoff at golf's physical demands on your body, it makes me want to smack them with a used condom.